Repost from a few years ago. Still looking for investors! Im opening a business called Black Fridays. We will carry all the coolest stuff at the lowest prices. We open every night at midnight, but refuse to unlock the front doors until there is a big enough crowd outside to guarantee someone gets hurt. To attract that crowd we will be giving away the crap we couldnt sell last year to the first 50 people that make it inside intact. The rest of you will get up to 70% off of select items (good luck finding them) that have been marked up 75% (no trouble finding those) due to the holiday (supply and demand you know)! Did I mention we have all the best stuff? Spend over $100 with us and receive something of no value absolutely free! Everything we carry is guaranteed in stock or you pay nothing to return at a later date. Do you have kids? Cant find a babysitter? We will sell them crap too! Rush on down to give us your money as soon as possible!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 00:39:01 +0000
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