Resolutions (#7 will blow your mind!) 1. Create consciousness in a machine — Preferably a small one 2. Undo the damage done by my clones in Micronesia 3. Learn to sing in falsetto 4. Convince BYU that my greatest contribution is as living proof that there is academic freedom 5. Forgive my enemies—all of them, even those trying to go back in time to kill my grandparents. 6. Write a novel using only pronouns, conjunctions, modal verbs, and only animals as verbs and nouns. The opening line: ‘She should crocodile while birding her dog, but could she?’ Ending: ‘Only she could bear his bull.’ 7. Continue developing a deontological ethic based on my whims. 8. Seek excellence and soar with the eagles and remember that a goal not written is only a wish because when the going gets tough the tough get going, while he or she that hesitates is lost since attitude determines altitude and what you can conceive you can achieve so keep your chin up and stay on the sunny side of life, for if you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything. 9. Read at least one book about star crossed lovers. 10. Eat more casseroles as a nod to my cultural heritage.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 15:18:26 +0000
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