Review: Tokyo Jungle Ever wondered what would happen to your teacup poodle if humans disappeared and the world became feral? Well this is the perfect apocalypse-sim for just your type of person. Long story short: they slaughter and consume wild boars. --- Im lying in bed, freshly pulled away from my PS3, and frustrated. I dont get it, to be honest. Tokyo Jungle was full of slaps to the face (predators freakin everywhere), poor physics, garish graphics, and was backed by a watered-down 80s trance song on permanent repeat. The story battles were bonkers-hard, I couldnt get anywhere with the carnivores in survival mode, and SERIOUSLY. A BOX over my deer a-la Metal Gear Solid-style for sneaking around predators?! Needless to say, Im nowhere near to finishing this ridiculous, annoying game. But if its so annoying, why did I sit and play it for almost five hours straight? The survival quickies can be fun when you find the animal that best suits your gaming style. The areas are a blast to explore. There are a ton of collectable backstory pieces that add depth. Its a... bizarrely simple and simultaneously engaging game. Still. Accidentally jumping off of a derailed train into a family of lions while playing a deer? Getting your butt kicked by alley cats playing a Pomeranian? Failing a challenge set because you needed to eat a mushroom and the map just conveniently stopped spawning FOOD ENTIRELY? What a pain-in-the-ass game... that I will probably play quite a lot of.
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 07:12:37 +0000
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