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Richard died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darren and Geoff. The three lads had always done everything together. Darren arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Darren said, Yep, his face is burnt up pretty bad. Yer better roll him over. The mortician rolled him over, and Darren said, Nope, aint Richard. The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Geoff in to identify the body. Geoff took a look at the body and said, Yep, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Geoff said, No, it aint Richard. The mortician asked, How can yer tell? Geoff said, Well, Richard had two arseholes. What? He had two arseholes? said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, Here comes Richard with them two arseholes. Like · · Share ·

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