Rick has a funny new comeback phrase: Dont be a baby. Well, yesterday I told him if he said that to me one more time, I was going to punch him right in the face because Im no baby. I reminded him that Ive had my nose pierced and re-pierced at least three times, Ive chewed off gel nails and tips immediately after application, have run 32+ miles on trails in snow and ice with screws on the soles of my shoes for traction and sat through countless hours of tattooing. Pound for pound, hes got nothing on me, especially without his department issued weaponry. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, Ill be the glue that holds the Short family together, just as long as I have an ample supply of Diet Coke. Whos the baby now, Ricker?!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 00:31:54 +0000
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