Right Ho, Jeeves …Colour does make a difference. Look at newts. During the courting season the male newt is brilliantly coloured. It helps him a lot. But you aren’t a male newt. I wish I were. Do you know how a male newt proposes, Bertie? He just stands in front of the female newt vibrating his tail and bending his body in a semi-circle. I could do that on my head. No, you wouldn’t find me grousing if I were a male newt. But if you were a male newt, Madeline Bassett wouldn’t look at you. Not with the eye of love, I mean. She would, if she were a female newt. But she isn’t a female newt. No, but suppose she was. Well, if she was, you wouldn’t be in love with her. Yes, I would, if I were a male newt. A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point. Reading Right ho, Jeeves on my way to work. At this point I was in splits and the cabbie thinks Ive lost it completely.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 11:06:12 +0000
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