Ring Ring Click Hello, welcome to the MID Call Center/Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesnt matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you think you are possessed by a demon, press 6 three times.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 06:11:45 +0000
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