Rob Ford Diary Wynn took my football. Dougie will back me up on this. About two months ago I retreated to my meditating shed and notice my football and uniform were gone and there were tracks in the sleet cracked yard leading to a pink Mazada. Now, I know a lesbian car when I see one, so I put two and three together and tail. First stop – Groom and Doom for Dogs. I see this women sporting huge goggles leave with a foo foo dog. Dougie will back me up on this. Then she pulls into a vegetarian take-out and orders beets and carrots. I ask the clerk for a description and she confirms – big goggles - foo foo dog. Dougie will back me up on this. Last stop. Paper and Cuts – a place where you pay a high price for fancy paper things like a Japanese designer sparrow with red hat. So sheik I must say and thirty dollar pine musk air freshener. A call Queen’s Park and get Wynne on the line. “Where were you last night?” She responds, “Watching my beloved Argos on the big screen.” Woman lies! “What were you eating?” I ask. “ Lamb curry and organic grapes,” she says. Lied again. Dougie will back me up on this. Final question! “Did you steal my football?” Wynne hesitated and candidly says, “ You have nothing of value to me.” I knew it, I knew it – she missed the Mark 9 Champion Lawn Fertilizer and Smooth Cut in shed and the Pamela Anderson blow-up lap dance doll.. Lied again. Dougie will back me up on this!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 21:50:32 +0000
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