Robert Brian Lee West says I would make a great Charlies Angel, and according to him, this is my story: I have juvenile record. And Im a mechanic, can fix almost anything. And some dude tried to take advantage of my younger sister, and he also flirts with me (his mechanic) so I track him down in my convertible Mustang--hes driving a Jaguar. I find him in a park with his lady friend and I ram the shit out of his car. I keep backing up and ramming his car over and over. As I do this, James Brown is playing (see below). I leave, but the cops trail me and eventually arrest me. I go to court and Kate Jackson (an original Angel) is my judge. My sentence is 800 hours community service--reduced to 400 with good behavior. Meanwhile, Rosamund Pike (the leader of the Angels) is sitting in the back of the court room with sunglasses on. I go to meet my probation officer who turns out to be my Bosley (Danny DeVito) sent to me by Charlie (played by Billy D. Williams). Our next mission: take down the newest villain trying to commit a jewelry heist at the Guggenheim. Turns out to be Eva Green. Her cover is Madame, and she runs an escort service in New York City. The secret is she is a former Angel as well. Charlie sends me on the case undercover as one of Evas clients. Fill in the rest of story....I like where this going.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 15:38:29 +0000