Round 14 Mystery Boxer takes a break. The weeks of constant comedy and quality banter have taken their toll on Dundee’s very own Shakespeare. He has had to pass the baton for a special one off guest appearance from another novice. Who could this stand in be? My Bit What an honour. This is one of the proudest days of my life. I have never felt so good since I got my foundation level standard grade inglesh certificate. I plan to get more likes on facebook than the other bloke-should not be difficult. his chat is stinking. As bad as my gloves, ha ha ha. Actually a few jokes might be the way to win a few followers. Yup sounds a bit cheesy. In fact, What cheese should you use to hide a horse? A: Mascarpone. (mask a pony) Of course. What’s the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? A: Camembert (Come On Bear). Maybe better with the shitzoo joke? Ok. Follow what the other guy does and take the rip out of the coaches. Scotty-just never learns. Another fashion f up. Even I know that blue (t shirt) and black (shorts) don’t match. Unless it is a bruise. Ha ha ha. And “Throw in the Towel” was sporting a bruise on Monday. I reckon his missus clocked him one. He will say it was boxing but we know who wears the trousers in that hoose. Might start taking the rip out of fellow boxers too. why not. They will never know who I am. Completely safe. So, here goes. One of the big lads has 20 oz gloves. FFS. How big are his paws? His missus apparently refuses to let him move on from foreplay. LOL. Really struggling to work out my boxing name. Arnie called me “the Hobbit” but that will not impress the birds. I thought about calling myself Donkey Dong (trading standards objection on basis of false advertising), or the Back Door Marauder (damn you trading standards) but decided on “Pocket Battleship” because what I lack in size (height) I more than make up for in punching power. IMHO. Oh yeah, the boxing session. A lot of great mirror work. The beach weights are really paying off. Great definition in my deltoids and triceps. Don’t even start me on my shoulders as I might have to go for a cooling shower to calm myself down. Just wish I was taller and more handsome. Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the best looking of them all? it’s you. Sorry, lost myself there. Where was I? oh yeah, the session. We hit a few bags, hit a few people, and did other stuff too. it was brilliant. as usual. The end. Allez lecosse
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 15:23:45 +0000