Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **Hello?** **Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?** **No, Daddy.** **Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul..** **After a brief pause** **Daddy says,** **But honey, you havent got an Uncle Paul.** **Oh yes I do, and hes upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.** Brief Pause. **Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy** **that Daddys car just pulled into the driveway.** **Okay, Daddy, just a minute.** **A few minutes later,** **the little girl comes back to the phone.** **I did it, Daddy.** **And what happened, honey? ** Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.** **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isnt moving at all!** **Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?** **He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** **He was all scared, and he jumped out of the back window** **and into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didnt know that you took out the water** **last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool, and I think hes dead.** *****Long Pause***** *****Longer Pause***** *****Even Longer Pause***** **Then Daddy says,** **Swimming pool? ...........** **Is this 486-5731?* **No, I think you have the wrong number.........**
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 17:55:24 +0000
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