Rules for my woman -My Woman isnt allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say bless you. Shes already blessed, she has me. -My Woman isnt allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me. -My Womaan isnt allowed to defend another man when Im talkin about him. If I say hes a asshole, hes an ass...hole !. Say it with me,HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!. -My Woman isnt allowed to laugh at another man’s jokes when Im not around. She better call me and well decide together if its funny or not -My Woman isnt allowed to have more than 3men in her life. Me, ur father & ur brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favorite one -My Woman isnt allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 111, 10111 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again. -My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I ‘ve seen the commercials. Those niggas come out of no where. -My Woman isnt allowed to talk to other men while Im asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know God a bit more. -My Woman isnt allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another man. -My Woman not allowed to take a jog around the block, What is she trying to do? Practice how shell run away from me? I dont think so. -My Woman isnt allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a stick! -My Woman isnt allowed to go out with her gals, she might turn lesbian and leave me. Psy the Joker
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 09:07:29 +0000
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