Rules of Brotherhood: ( Yes, women are included in the Brotherhood) 1. Never covet your brothers ex- girlfriend or ex-boyfriend. 2. Never try to steal a girl or a boy that your brother likes 3. Never ignite the passion of your bro-meaning they cannot be included in the list of people you can pursue. 4. Bros before hoes 5. You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions. 6. When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched. 7. Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game. 8. A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks. 9. A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand. 10. A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession. 11. A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem. The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill. A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the group. 12. A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a bro’s girl, especially when drinking. Physical contact may only be made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions. 13.The way of the bro is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 08:25:37 +0000
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