Russia gets scolded by his boss after having a brawl with America in the streets of St. Petersburg: BOSS: -Sighs.- I told you to get along with America because I am tired of his crap. And this is how you get along? Fighting like animals on the streets?! Russia: Boss, we were just exercising-- BOSS: Exercising?! An old lady was rushed to the hospital thinking we are going to have another war because of this foolishness! Russia: Is she okay? BOSS: Da, she is okay. She is convinced that everything was just a dream. Russia: -Sighs in relief.- Ah good.. BOSS: If this happens again I am going to ask you to stop 76 artilleries with your body, UNDERSTOOD? Russia: Yes sir. BOSS: Good. Russia: Boss.. BOSS: What? Russia: ...I still won. BOSS: ... -Stands up from seat and walks over to him, then pats him on the shoulder.- Slava Rossiya [Glory to Russia]. I am proud of you.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 10:50:49 +0000
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