S in his room for nap time. I hear him running down the hall. Mitch (yelling from our room): what are you doing Shawn? S: I have to go potty! M: you just went! S: but I need to go poo poo! Me: no you dont. S: yes I do! M and I: you pooped this morning. Go back to bed! S (singing sadly): if you have to go potty, stop and go right away. Repeat. S (whining to himself): mommy wont let me go poo poo. Mommy is so mean. M: okay Shawn. Go to the bathroom and then go to bed. (Now sarcastically) hurry! You are going to poop your pants. S (from the bathroom): did you hear that splash!? M and I laughing out loud. Long pause S: Im turning the lights on so you can see! M and I laughing harder. S: get up and come see this! Really! PLEASE!!! M gets up to go investigate. M: oh my gosh! Me: really?! M: its about as big as the tip of my pinky. Me still laughing. My stomach hurts.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 23:59:04 +0000