SACRAMENTO SHERIFF Scott Jones LISTED AS THE #1 GRINCH OF SACRAMENTO, THANKS TO Sacramento News & Review - SN&R FOR ALWAYS KEEPING IT REAL!! THIS IS AWESOME, UNLIKE SHERIFF JONES WHO NEEDS TO GOOOOOOOOO!!! Sacramento’s Grinch of the Year Cue the slow clap for Sacramento County Sheriff Scott Jones. This was the year the county’s top lawman concealed his department’s use of warrantless cellphone surveillance technology, known as Stingray; helped lobby a bogus case against Proposition 47; struggled to comply with state laws regarding the detention of undocumented immigrants; and used the tragic deaths of two officers to burnish his political rep on YouTube while trashing the president’s immigration policy. Just one of those would have merited Jones one of SN&R’s annual Grinch awards. Taken together, they earn him top-dog honors—and a tongue-in-cheek poem. On this list, it’s bad to be king: The Not-So-Great Scott by Raheem F. Hosseini Sheriff Scott Jones Knows down in his bones He’s the right man for the job, Don’t you fret or sob. “Which job,” you ask, “The badge or the mask?” No questions, News 10. Jones won’t answer them. A badge made of tin, As is his grin; The rules don’t apply To one of the good guys. That’s why he spies our phones, Or so says Scott Jones: “Stingray protects us all! Its secrecy shouldn’t gall! “And immigrants are A-OK. But let’s lock them away. Obama has it wrong, Our walls must be strong. “Call me Great Scott. The bad guys can rot! There is evil, there is good, Now fetch me my hood! “If Justice works blind, Then so shall I! I entertain no new thoughts That my pension hasn’t bought. “The paradigm mustn’t shift ‘Twould cause a great rift. Fill my jails to the brim. Compassion is the sin. “The law is a tool That my hand will rule. A hammer, in fact, To beat progress back. “My name is Scott Jones And I live in the zone. My message almost done, Do support my congressional run. “Vote for me. Do what I say. We’ll all be much happier that way.”
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 13:21:19 +0000
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