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SANTA BANTA JOKES !!! Santa wanted to sell his old, battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since nobody was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend examined the car and advised him to have the speedometer reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective customer that it had been used sparingly. Santa liked the idea. A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his car. Santa replied, `Are you mad? Who sells the car which has done only 30,000! ========================================== Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, `Ladies and gentleman, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we have three engines left. Thirty minutes later the captain announced, `One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But dont worry…we can fly just fine on two engines. An hour later the captain announced, `One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But dont worry we still have one engine left. Banta turned to the passenger sitting on the next seat and remarked, `If we loose one more engine, well be up here all day! ==========================================

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