SATURDAY 6th DECEMBER 1997: Work today was funny. I wore my rollneck jumper but it didnt hide all of the love bites. EVERYONE talked and made jokes about them. Especially Jo who couldnt believe it: My opinion of yous totally changed Neil, she droned, and went on about sleeping with garlic around my neck next time. Alan asked if I was gonna tell him which girl did it: Or boy. Me: Weey! Joly gasped and grinned. Raz kept making jokes about it until me and Jo ganged up on him, saying he was jealous as he couldnt get laid. Pardeep kept growling. Except everybody was verbally growling about him and how crap he is. It was all the trolley dolly birds who whispered and giggled about them today. Lunchtime was interesting. Rachel was eating chicken curry sprinkled with er, M&Ms. Then she suggested a place to go for the Christmas meal, claiming they did big portions. Ive got a big portion, I said. Just before I left, I told Joly: His name is Ben, about the love bites. His! she excitedly repeated and then went: Supercool! Then she said: Watch this, stood behind Wendy and sang: Jingle bells! giving Wendys breasts a double pinch! I was pissing myself - I couldnt get over her doing it. Matt popped round on his way back from work to see if I wanted a lift down with him to Bar Central tonight. When he came back, Id come downstairs and he saw my hickies. He laughed: Ah no, doh! He was really laughing. On the drive down, we talked about how things are going with Ben. Apparently, he kept checking that Matt wasnt trying to match make us. When we got to Katherines house, Jaime gasped in amazement at my new husky. Katherine liked it too. Then they saw the love bites. Again they gasped and laughed. Had a good night Thursday then did ya? Jaime asked. And last night, I said, mock holding back. Katherine gasped and said: Ugh! That means youre like boyfriend and boyfriend now. I know she didnt mean it how it sounds but I was still like: Oh please Katherine, dont be like that. We got a minibus up. We didnt have to wait long for Daves band to play. It appeared, however, that Dave was a little pissed... He still played OK. Me and Jaime kept shouting: Double intruder! in between songs and making him laugh. In between them and New Originals (hmm, never seen them before...) there wasnt much to do. Nothing to dance to. Just eat Double Dips. Jaime got me to tell Alan where the love bites had come from and, of course, he was cool about it. Hes lovely. Me and Jaime had a couple of funny moments. One time (!) she sat on my knee, looked at me and we simultaneously said: Ello luv! We knew we were gonna say it. We were in fits of laughter. And also, when she asked about last night with Ben, I said he didnt stay over. I innocently said: He only came round for a bit. Jaime pissed herself and I realised what Id said. It was also funny when New Originals played. I shouted my request: Queen Of New Orleans! The only song I danced to was She Sells Sanctuary. I was so impressed when it came on. Once outside, me, J+K, Alex and Nick walked home. Jaime came across a disabled-use trolley and tried moving it but the locks were on. See. I said, It is a spastic trolley! Then I mounted the griffin and did an All Saints pose. Oh, Matt was walking with us too. He must have been very quiet. I dont remember him saying anything... Once back at Katherines, I fell alseep on her couch really quickly. They were all like: Neils in love... v5 - 8 - LOVE, PEACE AND GREASE - BT youtu.be/akKmyqq7tUk
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