SCOTCH? On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket managers daughter brought the teachera basket of assorted fruit. The florists son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owners daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owners son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit…She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. Is it wine? she guessed. No, the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, Champagne ? No, said the little boy.............Its a puppy!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 00:35:48 +0000
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