SEE THAT HOUSE opposite me? The Chap is evidently planning to seriously intimidate me today! Since 6am there has been noisy movement. Alas the Canopies are up and the Plastic Chairs have arrived... Right now - 8.45am - some ugly-voiced human is doing that irritating Universal Testing 1,2,3, sequence booming over extremely LOUD speakers... I am guessing today will be noisy and crowded as this is a Brand New House with Housewarming in the offing... LASG, like many other Federal, State and city Authorities in Nigeria, probably do not have Regulations against Noise or Constituting yourself a Public Nuisance at High Volume or even bother to supervise such... Not only is chappies yard almost 4 times larger than where I dwell but the nuisance value is geared up to be pretty oppressive... How else would we all know he is a Bigz Boyz in Lagos?..duh HOWEVER, you might think I am a wee bit jealous, HE HAS NO SWIMMING POOL...DUH!!! This might be a good day to show-off and practice my submarine Hunt for Red October pretend skills in me Back-a-yard!.. Either that or subject myself to roaming the streets of Lagos, in blazing Sunlight, stuck in ridiculous traffic to nowhere in particular... *Dude still buys Bread off the girl on the street though...double duh!!* AND *He has lousy AC engineers who cant pipe a rope if you paid them!...triple duh!!!* Where is that Most Brilliant pair of Beats by Dre headphones when you need it most? #Goodmorning
Posted on: Sat, 06 Dec 2014 08:12:15 +0000
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