SENIORS UNDER ATTACK cid:FB0EB9A7CA1D4D09AE3897E9D2B5BE52@BrianPC: THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately ! Have you noticed that stairs are gettingsteeper . Groceries areheavier . And, everything isfarther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! cid:BBC95F338F174F68BC445971250B569D@BrianPCAnd, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak inwhispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the samesilent messageuntil theyre red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? cid:91A69762989F4A6DAE8948273AD40367@BrianPC I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so mucholder than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didnt even recognize me. cid:D459343ADA3C4CC095F270AE78A57962@BrianPC I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my ownreflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! cid:8348691BFEFF480E82F83094618C806D@BrianPCAnother thing, everyone drives so fast these days! Youre risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. cid:73435C5559BB4183BEFCE830D8A915E1@BrianPCClothing manufacturers are less civilizedthese days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 waisted pant as 40? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually believe the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think theyre fooling? Id like to call up someone in authority to report whats going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: theyve printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there! All I can do is pass along this warning: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities. cid:062FBC0D27A24604A563CA9313211806@BrianPC PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED! cid:FAF9328107264BEEA56A5D88A2BC5F45@BrianPCPS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computers fonts - they are smaller than they once were.Thank you. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.(aint this the truth)
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 10:38:19 +0000
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