SENSE OF HUMOR IN IMPENDING DISASTER Amid the impending disaster typhoon Hagupit could unleash on our country, I received the following message from a friend by email. It pays not to lose our sense of humor... Men!!!!.. A man was granted two wishes by God, He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever...... Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa. There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened! Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: Because Women dont have a wife! Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal! I know all that, he said. Then why did you invite a friend for supper? Because the poor fools thinking about getting married COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE Dear Mother-in-law, Dont teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!? I WILL THINK ABOUT IT: When a married man says, Ill think about it - what he really means is that he doesnt know his wifes opinion yet. TALKING IN SLEEP: A lady says to her doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it? The doctor replies: Give him an opportunity to speak when hes awake!
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 07:50:12 +0000
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