SEVEN TRUTHS ABOUT BEING 57 YEARS OLD 1) I ALMOST NEVER CONFRONT PEOPLE ANY MORE – I’m precious now 2) URINATING IS WEIRD – and way too frequent 3) WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE – and that’s a good thing 4) THE NEWS MAKES ME FURIOUS – I’m older and smarter than the idiots who write it 5) CONSTRUCTION IS FASCINATING – Jeremiah and I spent about an hour yesterday talking about the new construction downtown, which he watches from his second-floor apartment. It was fascinating. 6) COUNTRY MUSIC IS AWESOME – In fact one of my best friends is a country singer. If you’d told me this 25 years ago, I’d ROFL. Now I really have to hear some Merle, and some Earle. 7) THE PARTY’S OVER – Not really, but snorting coke with a room full of strangers isn’t my idea of fun anymore. And if I start drinking beer before, say, 4:00 pm, it puts me to sleep.
Posted on: Sat, 06 Jul 2013 04:38:06 +0000
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