SHOCKING NEWS! By Soni Akoji PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan SETS UP COMMITTEE OVER $227 MILLION, EQUIVALENT TO N37 BILLION FROM ABACHAS LOOT RETURNED TO THE COUNTRY The Presidency may have finally cleared the coast for Mohammed Abacha, the son of late MAXIMUM kleptomaniac despot, General Sani Abacha, to join forces with Ibrahim Shekarau and other Jonathanian supporters to win back Kano State for Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in the 2015 gubernatorial election. This came on the heels of the successful resolution of the protracted case of money laundering preferred against the son of the late kleptocrat by the Federal Government. To this end Nigeria received 167 million euros ($227 million) equivalent to a whooping N37 billion shekels from the Government of the Principality of Liechtenstein, where part of the Abacha loot was hidden. In turn, President Jonathan led jegudujera government of DE-transformation entered a nollei prosecui and cleaned all the charges bordering on theft and concealment of a whooping N443 billion shekels against Mohammed Abacha, the scion of the expired kleptomiac despot. This brought to an amiable ending the long-drawn battle by Nigerian government to recover the money looted by the late Head of State, General Sani Abacha. What a bargain! Return N37 billion shekels, and keep the balance from N443 billion shekels. In line with our transformation agenda, where we make distinction between COMMON STEALING & CORRUPTION, we shall grant you state pardon in addition to the keys of the Government House in Kano and make you the next Gomina. While we are still dazed and in a state of orgamoga from this transformational ordoriferous shenanigan, President Goodluck Jonathan, moved on swiftly and set up a high powered inter-ministerial COMMITTEE to fashion out the best way to invest the N37 BILLION SHEKELS, recovered loot of former maximum ruler, General Sani Abacha. This followed the release of $227 million, about N37 billion, from the Government of the Principality of Liechtenstein, which is part of the looted funds by the expired kleptocrat! Shior! Which kind of government by COMMITTEE is this? You see a snake instead of killing it and cutting its head, you first of all set up a committee to find out what species of snake it is. The committee with a term of reference shall tell you whether it is an ordinary Pit viper or Kanburian Pit Viper, Puff adder, Green or Yellow Anaconda, Trinket snake, Twin snake or twig snake, et al Thereafter you set up another committee to find out if the snake has eaten any food, what kind of species of animal the snake likes to prey on, et al. After they turn in their report, you pass it over to another committee to investigate if the snake has ever bitten anyone before. They will also find out if the victim survived and if he or she did not, why? Another committee shall then be set up on who to blame for the death that occurred via the snake bite. Finally all the reports of the avalanche of committees shall then be thrown into the dustbin and nothing shall be heard of the recommendations and non implementation of the various submission by the osimiri (ocean of waters) of committees set up by the clueless Transformer! Dazzol
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 12:13:41 +0000
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