SIX (6) TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL: 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank,common pen they wont have. These people are very dangerous, once you borrow them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you may Ive your pen? Believe me bros, thats the last time you will see that pen (except if youre lucky). 2 - The I dey your Back Team: Immediately dey enter the bank, even before taking the slip(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, Im at your back. If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell you I dey your back then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This kind of people dont obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan! Theyre mouthed in the bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5 minutes theyve completed there transactions while you still dey there looking like mumu for queue.(Daris God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting please go back My bros next time come to bank naked! Biko, he go allow you in... # LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pepple can waste slip for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, you see them cancelling, tearing,squeezing & take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario......................CHAI!!! 6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like them no dey this world since 2 yrs! They will always be asking for todays date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for this people oooooo........... PLEASE WHICH NUMBER YOU FALL IN THE ABOVE???......be sincere.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 20:58:06 +0000
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