SLEEPING COMPETITION AT THE CONFAB: JUST FOR LAUGHS (I am sure that after reading this many of them will pray for more sleep for me so that God will keep my eagles eyes away from them). I am better now. Please add your own version we need good laughs. 6pm: Hall empty but big snoring from one corner. USHER: baba/mama, wake up dem don finish BABA/MAMA: you children no de fear or respect anyone these days, you no even say good morning to me. USHER: Sorry baba/mama, sorry oo, good evening. I no be morning na 6pm and we are clearing the venue for tomorrow’s meeting BABA/MAMA: wetin you mean? We just begin and you tell me say e don finish and you are preparing for tomorrow. You children too de lie these days. USHER: BABA/MAMA sorry, e don tee since them finish we no wan disturb you because we were hoping that you go wake up by yourself. Sorry baba/mama my colleague go walk you to your room. BABA/MAMA: what about food? Dem don chop my own too. USHER: no baba/mama, room service de. BABA/MAMA: OK I forget that one sef. Make sure you wake me up sharp and early tomorrow and ensure that even when I de sleep and them begin vote for more money you wake me sharp sharp so that I go vote yes too. USHER: Ok Sir. You fit give me small change for that. Other people de pay for that sir but them never reach the more money bit yet. BABA/MAMA: ahhh haba, wetin. You wan take the little pension them manage pay me after 20 years of retirement. You no hear say that pension thief, thief our pension money: USHER: No Sir, this is the first job I have done since I finished University ten years ago. Since Confab na only for three months, I do not know when the next Immigration work go happen and I no wan die yet, I am trying to maximise the benefits of this opportunity. BABA/MAMA: sorry my pickin in our days we had jobs waiting for us but today nothing dey for una so I understand. I de here because two of my children graduate years ago and have no job so I need the money to continue to support them until something go happen for them. You lucky sef you get something. We no hear say this one dey sef. Them for apply too. My neighbour pikin die for that one and them talk say them go give them family job and little change. My children don register as him cousin as he was their last son and the rest de abroad. So we don gree say if them put them down as cousins from them mama side my children go de give them some pocket money from their wages. USHER: I know baba/mama. Na God bless me so and kept me away from that immigration death catastrophe. You fit introduce me to your neighbours too? BABA/MAMA: Ahhh. Make we finish our own sef. Just help me wake up early and when them de vote. I go give you small change from any additional payments and make sure that even from my sleep I go vote for youth employment. USHER: Thank you Sir. I go come wake you and go baby sit you for your sleep too. I need the money like I need life ooo. BABA/MAMA: Thank you my pikin. e go better for you:
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 15:48:12 +0000
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