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¤ SMART DUDES INVESTIGATIVE AGENCY ¤ ................ ........... ..........< SDIA >........ ........... .................. After a long holiday break given to the SDIA to enable adequate rest take its course to ensure mental and physical fitness that might have been lost during series of uncountable frequent and constant crime cases investigation that was at its peak all through the previous year 2013, information has been recieved that all SDIA Agents and Operatives which includes the Field Agents, Secret Agents, Background & Technical Agents are to resume and report to the SDIA Hq as the festive periods which ended weeks ago have instigated a new platform for usual crime occurences. However, most of these crimes are sometimes regarded (By the Police, FBI & CIA) as irrelevant crimes. This year, were proud to boast of a better investigative power machine named The Irrelevant Crime Detection Machine that works only to detect crimes that are to occur in the nearest possible 6-24 hours. It predicts correctly that something will happen to a victim or a perpetrator by giving us the individuals universal security number. As SDIA Agents, were to detect if the number given by the machine is that of a victim or perpetrator. The board felt theres no need to deal with relevant crimes that are common as the Police, FBI and CIA will handle that. Its been discovered that most irrelevant crimes are the ones that often leads to relevant crimes and they are the most critical crime cases to deal with. Its time to wake from our slumber, SDIA. Its time to take up our course and uphold justice again this year. With our new machine, we should be able to go extra miles by PREVENTING crime from happening instead of SOLVING crime cases after the deed must have been done. Where art thou, Agent UMEH (Codenamed KC), Agent Promise (Codenamed Hano04), Agent Darius (Codenamed D4J), Agent Ndidi (Codenamed ND), Agent Kunle (Codenamed KG), Agent Olayinka (Codenamed DPO) and the other great Agents that time will not permit me to mention right now? We have new Agents amongst us too that will be known as we proceed on various investigations. Tell that woman in your neighbourhood not to panic, tell that boy not to be afraid, tell everyone that justice will take its course and crime will be eradicated, tell them... Young and Old, Male and Female that.... SDIA is Back! :/ #Agent_777
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 08:47:43 +0000

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