SMILE AS U CELEBRATE NIGERIA...YOUR MOTHER LAND... CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up aforgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say ” God created them for a purpose ” ( Na lie! my friend sweep den find money buy trap and insecticide). STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you don’t like and comment hapi independence to Nigeria as we turn 54 today...God bless u all.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 09:34:48 +0000
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