SMILE...................... ITS WEEKEND (06/03/2014) DAMN STUPID……. A man (Kistod) called home to his wife (Perpet):- Kistod: Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Dona Paula with my Boss and several of his Friends. Perpet: Oh really? For how long? Kistod: Well be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I have been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box. Perpet: When you’ll are going? Kistod: We are leaving by afternoon from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Perpet: Ok darling. Kistod: And listen, please pack my new blue silk pajamas. For Perpet this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following week early morning, while Perpet her sipping her morning tea. Kistod returned home a little tired but otherwise looking good. Perpet welcomed him home and asked Kistod to join her for the tea: Perpet: So darling, how was it? Did you catch many fish? Kistod: Oh….Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill and a few Ladyfish. Perpet: Then why dint you bring for us any? Kistod: I distributed them to my boss and his friends. But why didnt you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? Perpet: (with anger, splash the hot tea with tea-pot on Kistod’s face) You damn stupid liar cock, I am sure that you never went for fishing… Kistod: B……ut, ho……ney, I didn’t find those pajamas in the suit-case. Perpet: “They are in your fishing box. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:51:00 +0000
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