SNO JOKE OF THE DAY So.. It was Sunday morning, and the church - TopicsExpress

SNO JOKE OF THE DAY So.. It was Sunday morning, and the church was three-quarters full. The congregation sat quietly waiting for the service to begin. Suddenly, there was a loud Poof! and the devil appeared on the pulpit amid smoke and a foul smell! People scrambled for the nearest exits! Three men got stuck trying to get through a door; agile teenagers jumped through windows; where the choir sat just a second ago, there was nothing but a high heel shoe! Everyone cleared the auditorium except for a middle-aged man who sat, hands across his chest, watching the spectacle. The devil, perplexed, asked the man: Do you know who I am? Yes, replied the man. The devil leaned closer, looking ugly as ever, and spoke in a horrible voice: So why arent you afraid of me? The man replied: Im not afraid of you because I know your family well; I know how you guys operate. Ive been married to your sister for 25 years...

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