SO...AM I A FARMER NOW? A FARMER ONCE-REMOVED?!?!? Im still - TopicsExpress



          

SO...AM I A FARMER NOW? A FARMER ONCE-REMOVED?!?!? Im still trying to grasp the full meaning of my Brothers having acquired an...uh...flock?...or is it brood?...or a K.F.C. bucket denomination?...I dont know...look, he got a mess of chickens! His egg-farming scheme is a paradigm-shift! Ive always been under the impression that the Carney clan were hip, sophisticated urbanites, not rural, tending-of-the-land, salt-of-the-Earth folk!!! What does this mean for me?!?!? Am I expected to listen to country music now?!?!? Am I supposed to develop an enthusiasm for whittling and whiling away the hours in a rocking chair?!?!? Am I supposed to have a preference for John Deere products over those of Husqvarna?!?!? Will I be expected to know about the proper use and maintenance of silos?!?!? Its all dreadfully confusing. I mean, dont get me wrong, the creepy little birdlings look adorable and all, but Im just confused as to how Im supposed to conduct myself now that Im part of a farm-family! I guess Im in for a loooooong night of Googling. Id better put a pot of coffee on.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 00:35:24 +0000

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