SO THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS WITH 1 OF MY CO-PRODUCER(TECHNICAL ENGINEER) TO RIDE WITH HIM SO HE COULD ORDER CHINESE FOOD...AT THE FRONT REGISTER I NOTICED THIS BUDDHA FIGURINE SCULPTURE..I WAS MESMORIZED BY THIS HOLLWOOD STYLE BUDDHA(ASIAN FEATURES BALD HEAD AND A HUGER FAT BELLY WITH BIG DROOPY EARS) THE BUDDHA SCULPTURE ONLY HAD A STICK WITH A BAG TIED TO THE STICK AND A CLOAK ROBE TYPE CLOTHING..SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF THIS BUDDHA IS DAMN NEAR NAKED WITH A HUGE BELLY LIKE RICK ROSS AND ENORMOUS DROOPY FLAT MAN BOOBS AND ALMOST NAKED WITH A HUGE GRIN CHEESY SMILE.I SAID TO MYSELF THIS BUDDHA SCULPTURE MUST OF SMOKE POUNDS OF HERB MARIJUANA...BECAUSE TYPICAL AVERAGE ASIANS ARE NOT FAT OBESE. FOR HIM TO BE SO FAT HE MUST OF HAD MUNCHIES AND JUST ATE MAJORITY OF TIME AND JUST SAT IN SAME SPOT SHARING WISDOM. SN: BASED ON THE CHINESE CALENDAR HOROSCOPE THING I WAS BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE "HORSE" AND MY CO-PRODUCER WAS BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE "SHEEP" (OH THE IRONY) **COUGH COUGH**
Posted on: Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:53:02 +0000