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SO, as you know i can barely walk; but, the doorbell rang and, for some reason, i thought i should hobble to the door and answer it. there stands a dude with literature about his baptist church. im jewish, i say as i point to the mezzuzah on the door post. he asks are you orthodox or messianic? dumbshit, if i were orhodox i wouldnt be answering the f-g doorbell on shabbat and there is no such thing as a messianic jew. if youre jewish, you dont believe jesus was the messiah and if you believe that jesus was the messiah, then youre christian, not jewish. being the kind person i am, i didnt use those words (although, they were the bubble above my head). but, when i told him i was more than okay and quite comfortable being a non-messianic jew, he replied im sorry to hear that. well, thats just a lovely christian (as a verb) thing to say. i think these evangelists need more training.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 15:21:50 +0000

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