#SOME_JOKES_ON_MALEMA 1.malema called his friend floyd and said eish my friend i think my wife is afraid of water and floyd asked why u say that? and he replied Today when i arrived at home i found her in the shower with our security guard naked and screaming #WAJELWA_BARI 2.Julius Malema went to the doctor for a check up and after the doctor was done checking him, the doctor said Mr Malema u lack vitamin A and C in your body,so i will give them to u and Malema replied angrily ANC is every where, i dont want their vitamins give me EFF vitamims #ISLIMA_ESLIMELE 3.malema was with his gf Malema: i want to make a joke about my dick but it is too long Gf: i also want to make a joke about my pussy but you wont get it #WHO_KILLED_IT 4.A teacher came in class with a parrot and asked malema ...julius what is this? and malema saw different colours on it and answered with confidence saying that is a rainbow chicken 5.Teacher: julius give me two days of the week that you know Malema: Today and Tomorrow 6. A teacher ordered all the students to draw what they want and malema submitted a blank page and the teacher asked what did u draw because this page is blank? Malema: a cow eating grass Teacher: where is the grass? Malema: the cow ate it Teacher: where is the cow Malema: (laughs out loud)..e on mam,what is the reason of the cow to stick around when the is no grass...it is gone 7.Malema bought a newspaper and put it upside down and he opened it and a person next to him asked him why he do that and he said i want to see the panties of this ladies who are wearing mini skirts 8.Teacher: Julius do u know how to solve X Malema: unfortunately i never dated any girl so i dont have an ex....next question please Teacher: give me an example of a coincedence Malema: my mom and dad got married on the same date....next question please Teacher: name 5 fruits that you know Malema: 2 bananas and 3 apples #HYFR
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 17:22:31 +0000
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