SPEAKING ENGLISH - TO MY IGBO FRIENDS: - Please theres no bank - TopicsExpress



          

SPEAKING ENGLISH - TO MY IGBO FRIENDS: - Please theres no bank in naija called ZINET,What we have is ZENITH BANK. - No foo club in the world called ESIMILAND. It is AC MILAN. - No town called IJABODE, Its IJEBU ODE and nothing like E-MEL but E-MAIL. - TO MY YORUBA FRIENDS: - The place we board planes is not EARPORT but AIRPORT. - Lampard does not play for CELSEA, its CHELSEA. - Your phone no is not SIRO ATE SIRO, Its ZERO EIGHT ZERO. - We dont have FIJU MILK but VIJU MILK. - TO MY HAUSA PALS: - There is no political party in Nigeria called FEE DEE FEE Rather it is PDP. - That guy is not a COFFER OOH , But a COPPER. - I didnt buy a KWUOMFUTA, I bought a COMPUTER. - The drinks are not FLUENTY, Its PLENTY. - TO MY EFIK FRIENDS: - The place where 2 roads meet is not YUNCHUN, Its a JUNCTION. - A big man is called OGA and not OKAR. - TO MY TIV FRIENDS: - That bush meat is called RAT and not LAT. - To my BENIN Friends: - The name is NELSON MANDELA and not NELSI MADELA. - There is no such thing as MALLA but MALLAM. - It is not called SHANPIO but CHAMPION.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 05:18:59 +0000

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