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SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down the country road abutting his property noticed a fancy BMW parked along side the road. The driver was in the farmer’s adjacent field, about to use his hand to drink water from the ranchers stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen. This means: Glad to meet you! Dont drink the water. The cows have shit in it. The man shouted back: Im from New York and just down here campaigning for Obamas health care plan. I cant understand you. Please speak in English. The rancher replied: Use both hands.

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