SPECIAL DAYS Red letter days at church are excuses to have fun. Pot luck dinners abound, the pastor actually stands in his pulpit and announces a Shrove Tuesday Pancake Griddle Toss with a straight face (while the bulletin declared it a girdle toss), and the annual Date with a Saint on All Saints Day brought palpitations of anticipation from the Older Ladies Bible class. Sit back and revel in this humor of the seasons. And season well with equal parts of snickers, sniggers, guffaws, and quiet smiles of recognition. NO EXCUSE SUNDAY To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special NO Excuse Sunday. Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who SAY Sunday is my ONLY day to sleep in. There will be a special secton with lounge chairs for those who FEEL that our pe3s are too hard. We will have steel helmets for those who SAY, The roof would cave in if I ever came to church. Relatives and friends WILL be in attendance for those who cant go to church and cook dinner too. Doctors and nurses WILL be in attendance for those who PLAN to be sick on Sunday. The sanctuary WILL be DECORATED with BOTH Christmas apointsettas and Easter lilies FOR THOSE who have NEVER seen the church without them. From the book, The Worlds Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes Compiled And Edited By: Paul M. Miller
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 17:42:08 +0000
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