STAR SIGN PRAYERS JUST FOR FUN ARIES: Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW! TAURUS: Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET. GEMINI: Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I cant figure you out! CANCER: Dear Daddy, I know I shouldnt depend on you so much, but youre the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners. LEO: Hi, Pop! Ill bet youre really proud to have me as your kid! VIRGO: Dear God, please make the world a better place, and dont screw it up like you did the last time. LIBRA: Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think? SCORPIO: Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards dont deserve it. SAGITTARIUS: OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF IVE ASKED YOU ONCE, IVE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!! CAPRICORN: Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway. AQUARIUS: Hi God! Some say youre a man. Some say youre a woman. I say were ALL God. So, why pray? Lets have a party! PISCES: Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 21:02:01 +0000
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