STOLEN A priest saw a beautiful nun in the convent and immediately fell for her. He planned to go to the next city which was a distance to conduct the mass service and asked the nun to accompany him. While on the way, the priest was busy thinking of a way to make the nun satisfy his needs. After a while, he came up with a plot. He stopped the car in the middle of nowhere and told the sister that they had run out of fuel. What are we going to do in! the middle of nowhere? asked the nun. Let me pray for advice said the priest. He went outside to seek divine intervention. After the prayer, he first opened the fuel tank lid, then opened his fly and pretended to susu in the fuel tank. He came back and started the car and they were on their way. He told the nun that an idea had been given to him to substitute fuel with urine and it worked. After a short distance he stopped the car again and said the tank was empty again!.Since he had no urine at the time, he asked the nun if she could help with hers. Seeing as it was the only way to get to their destination, the nun was more than happy to help. They got out, he opened the fuel tank lid for her and then went back and sat in the car. Naturally,it is impossible for a woman to susu into a four wheel drive fuel tank due to the nature of her susuing style.Itwould result to a lot of wastage of the precious fuel,as opposed to a man who would do it without even a single drop wastage. After a few seconds, the nun called the father and said it was impossible for her to put the urine in the tank. Naturally she couldnt reach it and in any case there would be too much wastage as delivery will not be as accurate as when the father did it! .. The Priest prayed for advice and voila! he received divine advice. He closed the fuel tank lid and asked the sister to lie on her back. I will use my organ to siphon the urine from you so I can put it in the tank, the nun obliged. As the siphoning session got to its peak and the father plunged in deeper, the sister begged the father not to stop. Father, please dont stop!.Theres moooooooor e further down and even at the sides as well! oooooh faaaaather!. After that the father pretended to put the urine in the tank and they continued with the journey. After just a short while, the nun asked ,Father, is the fuel not running out yet, Im sure I have more for you to siphon!.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 14:57:41 +0000
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