STOLEN! Dear form 4 candidates of Luo Nyanza, How are you offsprings and decendants of top engineers, american presidents and hollywood actors? Exams are around the corner, i hope the only thing shaking in you is big vocabulary in your mouth. I also hope the only thing sweating with fear on you is a glass of expensive wine. You cannot fail because luos dont fail, they only differ in opinion with the examiner. If you know you are going to differ in opinion with KNEC dont write your surname or your second name, especially if it starts with letter O. That letter O betrays you, because it was derived from the compound Omega3 which is found in the staple food of river lake nilotes. Omega3 is like the latest operating system which you install in your iMac for effeciency. My friend it is a matter of life and death that you pass in mathematics. The international team Gor Mahia mayienga yiengo piny has done maths practicals (paper3) at tok komwanda laboratory and got Aminus. If you get less than Aplain in mathematics paper1 and paper2 you will destroy Gors chances of winning the league iwinjo? Omera you must pass in english. You cannot fail in mothertongue. Dont embarrass the queen of England. You must pass in physics buana. It would be a catastrophic irony to fail in physics when baba is an engineer. The enigma of Kenyan politics set the pace, follow suit. I will not talk about biology and geography. You have the same genes as the president of America. You have the same genes as the most beautiful woman on earth with no weaves or lightened skinned who is in hollywood. You have the same genes as Oprah Winfrey, Ozil, Otunga and even Nick Odemus in the bible. These luos crossed geographical borders. My wife is a work of art. She is the desire of men. Dont reduce her aesthetic value, pass in art and design. We will understand if you fail in kiswahili. Infact if you get D+ and above you will be recommended for a nobel peace prize. Success in your exams. Yours Intellectually, Shujaa of Academics Jaduong inside.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 10:48:28 +0000
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