STOP ......Please , take a minute to read about who I really am and what Im all about. My name is Jack the fabulous oriental show cat , but you can call me Jack for short. For those of you who appreciate a unique breed such as myself , will fully understand all the facets to my personality. I am , or rather was a show cat , however I do believe I still have it and do enjoy listening to the endless compliments that come after having met me. I dont ask for much , however i have composed a modest inventory of my requirements to make this transition as uncomplicated as possible. 1. Firstly I demand respect - my personal space is mine and i shall share this with a limited few , which takes to my next request. 2. I require a friend to share my knowledge , and this new friend shall be chosen by no other then myself. 3. Meals will be served promplty at 7-30am and repeat again no later then 4pm. I will take into consideration life outside of these hours , and I will endeavour to negotiate. 4. I expect an assembly when I erupt in song and a standing ovation for my efforts. 5. I , under no circumstanses will endure the words coochy coochy coo or high pitched baby talk , I am cultured and eloquent and expect to be addressed as such , nor will I tolerate ruckus of any sort , I display contentment by simply allowing you to share a small percentage of the love seat with me. 6. I welcome the likes of Mozart and Beethoven ,both I marvel at , and I trust you do also? One would assume I was challenging , arduous or even difficult to please , quit the contrary , follow these simple demands and I will allow you to adopt me as your master. With Regards Jack.
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 09:03:42 +0000
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