STUPID QUESTIONS THAT PEOPLE ASK THESE DAYS 1. Someone sees you lying down,with your eyes closed they still ask; are you sleeping? Answer: No! Im training to die. 2. When its raining outside and someone notices you going out, they ask: are you going out in this rain? Answer: No,In the next one. 3. Your friend calls your home phone and asks where are you? Answer: At the bus stop! 4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom and they still ask you; Did you just have a bath? Answer: No, I fell in the toilet bowl. 5. You are standing in front of the elevatoron on the ground floor and they ask: are you Going up? Answer: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. 6. Your friend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him: are those Flowers? Answer: No! They are carrots. 7. Youre in the queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend sees you& asks: what are you doing here? Answer: Im here to pay school fees. #2014Reposts ;)
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 11:44:49 +0000
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