SUHAGRAAT SPECIALIST ߘۊ ********* Suhagrat Ke Baad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola Pati - Arey BlooD To Nikla Hi Nahi... Patni Ne Guusse Main Aakar Jawab Diya - Patni - "Kyu be Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya." ? ********* Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha? Pati : "Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?" Biwi Sharmate Hue : "Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko... Dudh Zarur Pila Dena" ********* Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola... Dulha : "Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu?" Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Tha, Ye Sun Ke Wo Bola... Baap : "Beta Bas Tu Use Ek Baar Maa Kah de, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga" ********* Ek 75 saal ka buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi ki, Suhagrat par dono khub roye... Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur bhuda sab bhul gaya tha... ********* Suhagrat ko Dulha bola : Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe... Dulhan sharma ke boli : Ye to Aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataa paungi... ********* Mochi Ki Shaadi Hui, Suhaagraat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya. - Biwi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola, - - - "Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga" ********* Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi Toh Wo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola, Aadmi : Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai. Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola : Ji Chinta mat Karo, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye Toh Bhi Nahi Tutega... ********* Suhagraat Ke Baad : Pati -Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui na? Patni -Nahi, Bahut Maza Aaya... Dard to Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School Mein Thi..
Posted on: Mon, 26 Aug 2013 09:11:39 +0000
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