SUNSHINE...archaic english term...semi obselete in country of origin...produces an irksome phenomenon that induces an instant and uncontrolable skate lust imediatly on awakening...has been known to remove officeians and desk jockeys to forests and parks with disasterous efficiency and in extreme cases creates an urge to remove protective clothing and stand knee deep in water...symptoms are as follows. an acute need to leave ones place of employment as quickly as possible. (hieghtened imagination for excuse explanation)...euphoric facial expressions on leaving said employment esstablishment...exagerated use of inflametories around charcoal...and acute drowsiness after 12:00 midday...extende exposure can result in dermetalogic pigment change and increased hillarity in humans aquainted with aubern headed individuals...observed mainly between May and September but sightings are neither unknown nor uncommon during the other months (though often lacking intensity and/or effect) sunshine has yet to be recorded in Scotland and parts of Ireland...
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 09:42:02 +0000
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