Sadies plans for landing me a date: Sadie: So mom, if you could choose between Prince Charming, Flynn Rider, or Kristoff, who would you choose? Me: Probably Kristoff, because you dont have to dress to impress him, and because he was a good man throughout his entire movie. Sadie: Well, heres what you do. When we go to Disney World, dress up pretty and nice like a princess, wear a pink dress and your hair in a bun with a pretty yellow crown, black makeup on your eyes, and red lipstick like a red Rose - go find Kristoff, and ask him to go on a date with you at a slow food restaurant, not noisy but quiet. Me: But what if he says no? Sadie: Then blindfold him and drag him to the restaurant anyways. Me: So I have to kidnap a man to make him date me, Sadie? Is that what youre saying? Sadie: Well, Kristoff isnt a kid. So it would be man-napping. Me: Man-napping .... Sadie: So make sure to bring a blindfold when you see Kristoff. Me: ..... Sadie: And if hes too heavy to drag, Ill help you. 😐 #reasonswhyiamsingle
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 02:02:50 +0000
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