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>Sakurai calls for a special press conference out of the blue to announce the final newcomer to the Smash Bros series >”The time has finally come…” >he does some crazy trademarked Sakurai meth-induced hand motions >”to reveal the final member of Super Smash Brothers for Wii U and 3DS” >”This is someone that many believed couldn’t actually be in the game.” >”Here he is by popular demand. From the Metroid series, allow me to introduce…” >the world clenches its collective butthole tighter than ever >”UNCLE GRANDPA” >the large screen behind him turns on and wishes everyone a “GOOD MORNING!” >Sakurai drops the mic, beats his chest and gives a peace sign, and walks back behind some curtains
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 00:31:29 +0000

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