Samuel: Last night on “Larry the Cable Guy” I saw a guy who was abducted by aliens and I believe him. They put a chip in his head and the guy has a huge bump where they put it in. Me: I’m sure the guy did get a bump to the head. S: He even told us how to survive an alien invasion. Me: Realllllllllly? How? S: If an alien invades, you have to have a chicken to have food for an extra long time. And more than one chicken would be better. And you have to have a gas mask because of the air the aliens will put in our air. They can make the air extra dirty so you can’t breathe, kind of like on the moon. And sometimes they eat trees and since trees make oxygen, we won’t have any more oxygen. And you have to have a heavily armored suit because they might put a chip into your head. Not like FOOD, but a computer chip. You also have to have a room filled with pictures of aliens because the aliens will think that you’re their friend and there’s a possibility of them going back home and not take you. Me: Ummmmm..... S: Sorry, Mamma. It was on Larry the Cable guy and I believe Larry.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 18:53:48 +0000
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