Santa has set up a date with his Urologist for a Prostate exam. Have You? Listen Up All you Guys Out There!....Santa even had me write a Christmas Musical Parody, Just For Your Prostate And You!....By the way after you hear me sing, youll know why I did not quit my day job....Lol!....The Invisible Prostate Billy Rose.... Here are the lyrics: (Countdown intro) Jingle, Dangle, Jingle You can hear my testicles ring As they mix and mingle Underneath my ding-a-ling My dingles dangle and mingle Theyre my second set of knees They’ve become a single ‘Cause Im out in this deep-freeze Oh, with just you two My family jewels Swinging near and far When I sit down There’s a screaming sound And I see shooting stars Jingle, Dangle, Jingle Now I’ve got them old man balls And I can feel them tingle When they snag on chimney walls (Comedy bit instrumental JDJ x2) Oh, I hear the smacks Of my Click-Clacks Chafing up my thighs They’re so raw and red They could lead my sled Like Rudolph in disguise Jingle, Dangle, Jingle You can hear my testicles ring As they mix and mingle Underneath my ding-a-ling Modulation Jingle, Dangle, Jingle They got caught on Blitzen’s hoof Scraping down the shingles As we tumbled off the roof Jingle, Dangle, Jingle They’ve been frozen to my sleigh They’ll look just like Casey Stengel’s When I wake up Christmas Day Oh, I must believe That they will recede Until they wave bye-bye But since I’m old I have been told They’ll always be knee-high Jingle, Dangle, Jingle You can hear my testicles ring As they mix and mingle Underneath my ding-a-ling ‘Neath my ding a ling! https://youtube/watch?v=n3ZEyzK3WDo
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 20:22:51 +0000
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