Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala. Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena. Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye…… santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. banta: kyun? santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai. santa:Meri billi mar gai banta:kese mari santa :Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi santa:kese banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho? Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night? Banta: y? Santa: sometimes, battery may blast. Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging… Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey, ”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?” “Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN” Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte. SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola Kya aapki 2 biwiyan h
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