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Santa was driving to Lonavala with his girlfriend. While driving, he kept his hand on her thigh. She smiled and blushingly said: You can go further. Santa went to Pune!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speed is calculated as Miles per Hour. Life is calculated as Smiles per Hour. So increase your smile to get extra mileage out of life. A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys to face the criticism of one idiot! MILLION DOLLAR TRUTH: If Saturday and Sunday do not excite you, then change your friends. If Monday does not motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work, they you should change your spouse! A Japanese came to India. He took auto to get to airport. On the way, a Honda overtakes. Japanese said: Honda made in Japan, very fast. Next Toyota overtakes, again he said: Toyoto made in Japan very fast. Airport came and he asked: How much? Driver: Rs.1000. Japanese: Why so? Driver: Meter made in India. Very fast!
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 12:35:18 +0000

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